| Birth name | Aliases | |
| B.A.Milburn | None | |
| Birth date | Birth place | |
| Feb 25, 1984 | Chicagoland, IL, USA | |
| Date of death | Place of death | |
| N/A | N/A |
| Known for |
| Being deaf. Having graduated from RIT as part of the class of 2008, he's living in downtown Rochester for a year and is gleefully exploring the area :D He grew up in the Starry-eyed Shining Sea of Automobiles in suburban Chicago, so he's weaning himself off energy-inefficient ways, with Rochester as his launchpad. |
| Occupation(s) |
| Spring-heeled Jack, USA style |
| Website |
| Forums.somethingawful.com |
| 'So it goes.' - every stripe of Man from Iosif Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili to John Brown to your average U.S. soldier getting blown to bits in Iraq to Dick Cheney watching from his underground bunker as the planes hit the WTC to the skinny kid getting fisted by the playground bully to the upper-middle-class young dude who gets splattered all over the pavement after an exciting 150 mph crash on his crotch rocket to the homeless dude getting his teeth disintegrated by drunk emo kids to the patriotic Appalachian Republican angrily clicking his flame-war-battered mouse to send out mass e-mails accusing the anti-American terrorist darkie B. Hussein O'Bama of being both a Christian and Muslim terrorist to the dear Great Leader of the United States as the left part of his prefrontal cortex is wiped out by a single sniper bullet on a tour of some dismal *-stan country to the deaf dude facing the vast body-scattered and scorched battlefield of the hearing world |
