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Laff Lines

Janischampagne — 2018-01-04T02:34:36Z

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	+ ------ + ''2018-01-03 21:34:36'' [[nbsp]] I would like to get a Laff Lines "snail mail" subscription. Please advise. jailbirdjan@thirdvector.com + + --["Users/Janischampagne"]

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DonSwarthout — 2014-02-10T01:36:30Z

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	+ ------ + ''2014-02-09 20:36:30'' [[nbsp]] The One Eyed Redhead + + A man was dining in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.. + He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. + + Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air, and handed it back. + + 'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.' + + They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theater followed by drinks... They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest. + + After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. + + The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible! + + 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman.. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?' + + 'No,' she replies. . ...... + Wait for it ..... ...... + + + It's coming ...... ....... + + + The suspense is killing you, isn't it? + + + + + She said .... ......: + + 'You just happened to catch my eye.' --["Users/DonSwarthout"]

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jgerek — 2013-12-05T00:45:29Z

updated website; cleanup

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- \|\|<class="tablehead">'''National Publisher'''\|\| - \|\|Bullseye Productions, Inc.\|\| - \|\|2910-D4 Kerry Forest Pkwy, Tallahassee, FL 32309\|\| - \|\|850 668 5800, 850 668 5336 fax\|\| - \|\|<class="tablehead">'''Email'''\|\| - \|\|[[MailTo(publisher AT youcanwin DOT com)]]\|\| - \|\|<class="tablehead">'''Rochester Publisher'''\|\| - \|\|Laff Lines Fun, Food, and Entertainment\|\|
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- ## Use the following format for website or use "None."; remove the "Unknown" line when adding a website. - \|\|http://YouCanWin.com\|\| - ##\|\|["Info Needed"]\|\| - ## Optional: reviews; remove this line and the next two lines if this business is unlikely to receive a review (i.e. bars and restaurants typically get reviewed.) - ##\|\|<class="tablehead">'''Reviews'''\|\| - ##\|\|[http://www.ReviewSite.com/path Year-Month-Day Media Name review]\|\|	+ \|\|[http://www.youcanwin.com/youcanwin/Users/PlayContest.cfm?ClientId=223 Laff Lines - Rochester]\|\|
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- '''Laff Lines''', "Rochester's Funny Paper," is a local ["Rochester"] edition of a national ["publications" publication], is available free at many local locations including ["restaurants"]. The distribution location list printed in this version and the ads are all west side of Rochester and ["Monroe County"] businesses.
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- Sample Issue: From March 2010: no date on issue, Volume 3, No. 2 West - 16 pages, newsprint, mini-tabloid style. 11 x 17 inches, full color on cover and centerfold both sides, content is mostly jokes and funny stories. - Folded in half for distribution points.	+ '''Laff Lines''', "Rochester's Funny Paper," a local edition of a national ["publications" publication], is available free at many locations including ["restaurants"].

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JackGreenky — 2010-04-02T13:01:27Z

adding Laff Lines, a newsprint advertiser paper

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	+ ## [[Image(TheFileName.jpg, "Caption Goes Here", 300, right, thumbnail)]] + ## Images are optional, but encouraged. + ## To use, click Files and upload your image, then update the information above and uncomment the first line. + ## Try to keep them under 300 pixels wide. + ## Ensure that every file used is in compliance with copyright law before uploading it. + \|\|<class="tablehead">'''National Publisher'''\|\| + \|\|Bullseye Productions, Inc.\|\| + \|\|2910-D4 Kerry Forest Pkwy, Tallahassee, FL 32309\|\| + \|\|850 668 5800, 850 668 5336 fax\|\| + \|\|<class="tablehead">'''Email'''\|\| + \|\|[[MailTo(publisher AT youcanwin DOT com)]]\|\| + \|\|<class="tablehead">'''Rochester Publisher'''\|\| + \|\|Laff Lines Fun, Food, and Entertainment\|\| + \|\|<class="tablehead">'''Location'''\|\| + \|\|[[Address("86 S. Union Street, Spencerport, NY 14559")]]\|\| + \|\|<class="tablehead">'''Phone'''\|\| + \|\|585 230 6864\|\| + \|\|<class="tablehead">'''Email'''\|\| + \|\|[[MailTo(LAFF-LINES AT Rochester.rr DOT com)]]\|\| + \|\|<class="tablehead">'''Website'''\|\| + ## Use the following format for website or use "None."; remove the "Unknown" line when adding a website. + \|\|http://YouCanWin.com\|\| + ##\|\|["Info Needed"]\|\| + ## Optional: reviews; remove this line and the next two lines if this business is unlikely to receive a review (i.e. bars and restaurants typically get reviewed.) + ##\|\|<class="tablehead">'''Reviews'''\|\| + ##\|\|[http://www.ReviewSite.com/path Year-Month-Day Media Name review]\|\| + + '''Laff Lines''', "Rochester's Funny Paper," is a local ["Rochester"] edition of a national ["publications" publication], is available free at many local locations including ["restaurants"]. The distribution location list printed in this version and the ads are all west side of Rochester and ["Monroe County"] businesses. + + Sample Issue: From March 2010: no date on issue, Volume 3, No. 2 West + 16 pages, newsprint, mini-tabloid style. 11 x 17 inches, full color on cover and centerfold both sides, content is mostly jokes and funny stories. + Folded in half for distribution points. + + [[Comments]]

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JackGreenky — 2010-04-02T13:01:27Z

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